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Think before doing...
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Apr 15, 2012 3:00 am
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Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.
One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.
"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"
"Not now! I'm eating."
"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."
"No way."
"Please. It's urgent."
So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.
"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"
"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."
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Undrstanding...
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Apr 8, 2012 5:54 am
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My dad gave me this advice "Son, there are a couple of times in a man's life when he does not understand a woman."
"What are they?" I inquired.
My Dad Replied, "Before marriage and also after marriage".
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wherefrom the water is coming for the Tea..
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Apr 2, 2012 5:55 am
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When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water, of course.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
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Never be so clever
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Mar 24, 2012 1:02 am
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A footballer goes to the priest and asks him:
"Father, can you please tell me if football is allowed in heaven?"
"I'll have to find that out. Come back tomorrow!"
The next day:
"Well, father?"
"I have a good news and a bad news for you. The good news is football is allowed in heaven. The bad news is you have a game on Thursday SO BE READY TO GO TO HEAVEN (DIE)."
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New version
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Mar 12, 2012 11:09 pm
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Chatting chatting..? Yes Papaaa.
With new boyfriends..? No Papaaa.
Telling lies..? No Papaaa..
Open your facebook..
Ha ha ha..
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The reason for staying together....
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Mar 9, 2012 7:17 pm
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Molly and Peter have been married for almost 48 years and have raised a brood of 12 children and are blessed with 23 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, Molly replies, 'Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.'
so that is the reason. we are all staying together only...
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Anchor
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Mar 8, 2012 12:23 am
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A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" "Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" "Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain. "Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?" "From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."
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How to make babies
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Mar 2, 2012 7:14 pm
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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said. "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change y to i and add es."
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Doctor
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Feb 23, 2012 6:55 am
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I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got into MBBS
She got B.COM
I was doing MBBS
She got M.COM
I was doing MBBS
She got an MBA
I completed MBBS
She got married
I was preparing for M.D entrance
She's the mother of two children
I am doing my MD
Her daughter is in class 1
I completed MD and internship
Her daughter passed 10th
I have joined a job
The greatest irony- today is my engagement and her daughter is my wife!!
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PLS HELP ME
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Feb 21, 2012 3:16 am
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A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"
"Yes, I am," he said.
"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.
"Yes it is," said the policeman.
The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"
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